So, I think I'm more than qualified to prognosticate on how the rest of winter will play out. Chloe and I went out a bit early this morning. In fact, it was a little too early. The sun wasn't quite up yet. So, we went back inside and had breakfast. By the time we were done, it was a lot lighter outside. I started my scientific approach to my prognostication. I walked around the back yard, sniffing and sampling.
Chloe really didn't care too much. She was more interested in seeing what was in the neighbor's yard than forecasting the weather.
I made sure I explored the parts that Daddy had cleared, and those he hadn't. I had to make a pit stop, too. When a girl's gotta go, a girl's gotta go. Only until after I had checked the whole yard, could I make my forecast. I didn't go prancing around some tabletop, no where near the snow, like Phil. I saw my shadow.
I saw my shadow. Aunt Pat didn't use any flash to take these photos, plus, she wasn't in a position to cast a shadow over me when these photos were taken. With all the data I've collected, I can state, equivocally, that the Rodent is Wrong! There will be 6 more weeks of winter. Don't fret, though. Pitchers, catchers and injured players voluntarily report on February 13. Position players report on the 18th. Baseball's return is the best sign of Spring I know!
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